Yes!! I am a stalker …. Are you???

         It so happens that you see this is amazing girl in you college/campus and you don’t have the guts to talk to her. What do you do??

        In this age of FB, send her a frannndship request on FB. Ok. I know many have done it. Many?? Ok fine all might have done it at some time of your life. And those who have not done it. You might wanna do it but lack guts to this also. Or you’re GAY…So take pride in what you have done to that beautiful girl you saw.

And this blog post is not for those serious stalkers. Please stay out. OK!!

I have heard somewhere that “Every Indian has a stalker in him “. So here I’m taking pride in myself being an Indian. Angrezo Just be happy I’m sparing you (fact is I’ve seen AP series, you are all way ahead of Indians: P).

So question 1: Whom do we stalk??

Usually that girl who doesn’t talk much to guys. Silent. Basically someone who is really beautiful and we find it hard to talk to.

Question 2: Why do we stalk?

Arre I’ve given the answer in the first questions only. Apart from that we are interested to know if that gal is committed or not. What is upto? Vagera vagera…: D

Enough of Q&A… Right … Oh this is what the serious stalkers do. We are like those part time stalkers. “Part Time Stalkers “?? New word … Yeah I just coined it: P

So what is it to be a part time stalker??

Ahmm… I’m a part timer.. YES.. No Doubt in that!!!

You have this huge huge (repeated words, Never mind) crush on this girl. It so happens that apart from that girl everybody else knows that. You somehow want that girl to know about it. Darn that s when your friends come. * teasing * howling names *. Fact is you don’t have guts!!

So what next?  You sit in the corner. Stare at her. Yeah some do. Annoying @ times. This is better than sleeping in class.. Though at time we prefer sleeping.

The funny part of this is that the girl never realizes that we are stalking. So that we are guilt free. Ok you might wonder why I show up everywhere you are. See I blame it on destiny. Yeah Godly coincidence.

Ok I seem to go off topic. We are not physical stalkers. We are Technology stalkers. We use phone and computer. Yes this is what I wanted to write about actually.

We suffer from something called girlOphobia(Yes Oxford dictionary doesn’t recognize this word. So what?? ).

We send friendship request on facebook. (All girls on my facebook account, see I don’t stalk you all…. There is only girl currently though :P)

Usually she rejects. Oh we never lose our heart. We send again. Then reject and then ultimately BLOCK.

Paulo Coelho right said,” Life is all about follow, unfollow, Block “. So sometimes the girl accepts the request. Yeah what to do. Miracles Happens.

So next. Go like her photos, status, and what not. This is how it starts. Sometimes we chat on the annoying facebook chat. To be frank some are lucky they exchange phone number. Some end up in fairy tales. (I am Unlucky  ). None of these happens quite often. But no denying though. 

PS: To the gal I stalk. Many call me a stalker. And I just justified the populist s opinion in this post. But I call it LOVE… OK Don’t freak out now…: P